Cloner Gifts

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Snakecharming.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

'Who's your Daddy?'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'Well, you were the one who proposed cloning a cell from a dinosaur bone, so you figure out what we should do now.

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'