Cloning Theorists Gifts

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'Take me to your computer.'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Snakecharming.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

'Are there any more at home like you?'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'Who's your Daddy?'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

'Well, you were the one who proposed cloning a cell from a dinosaur bone, so you figure out what we should do now.

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'