Clone Research Gifts

'For his research into cloning - it's the one and only...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'The best thing about working here is that nobody is irreplaceable.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Snakecharming.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Clones are people two!

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'Who's your Daddy?'

'Well, you were the one who proposed cloning a cell from a dinosaur bone, so you figure out what we should do now.

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

'I call him Franken-penguin.'

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'