Clone Advocate Gifts

Clones are people two!

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Staff support"

Oligarchy

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

AI Safety Officer

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

Joe Biden

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

People and robots

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"Not in my name!"

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

One after another

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Hang on a minute: We collaborated equally on this hunt, so please explain to me your theory of "the lion's share"!"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."