Clone Advocate Pillows

Clones are people two!

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Staff support"

Oligarchy

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Soldier armed with a pen.

AI Safety Officer

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

Joe Biden

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

People and robots

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Not in my name!"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

One after another

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Hang on a minute: We collaborated equally on this hunt, so please explain to me your theory of "the lion's share"!"