Clone Curiosities Gifts

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"