Clone Curiosities Gifts

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

Bio-Genetic Research Lab. When I ask about cloning all I get is double-talk.

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

'What a beautiful baby.'