Clone Curious Gifts

Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'Hey Dad what is cloning?...Ask your mother!'

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.

"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

"I don't remember me...but I do remember you."

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

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'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

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