Cloning Humor Gifts

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

IT security.

Brown only photocopier sales.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

'Are there any more at home like you?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

Breaking down cardboard

An identity thief takes the stand.

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Failure is not an option (it comes bundled with the software)"

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

Cloning Kit

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'Mob audition'

"You use tech language that I don't understand, so I brought an interpreter."

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

Not bad. They gave us $10 a pound for the Tin Man.

"There's a rumor that someone in the company is spreading a virus."

"Yeah...he's my brother. I inherited the cool genes!"

"I don't want your money, I want you to be my friend on facebook!"

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

'Right Miss Piggot...I see that according to our records you're pregnant and expecting a little girl in three months.'