Copier Comedian Gifts

Brown only photocopier sales.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Giraffe Selfie

Hardware and software

Recycling bottle bank.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Emergency Sails.

'Honey, tell me honestly - Does this operating system make me look Big-Endian?'

'Okay, sit there. . . but give me the keys.'

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

"Why do you keep saying I have the right to remain silent."

'Turns out it's hacker talk for 'software exchange'.'

Cloning Misadventure - Spotted Tree Buffalo.

'Miss Davis...Send in the clones.'

"Receptacle Number 4 please..."

'How are this morning, briefly?'

The lesser of two weevils: "The farmer's worked really hard on his cotton crop. I say we leave it alone."

Man taking notes over the shoulders of other men

'The reps from Xerox Corp. to see you, sir.'

'I must have been cloned. There were Santas on every street corner out there.'

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