Copier Comedian T-Shirts

Brown only photocopier sales.

Giraffe Selfie

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Hardware and software

Recycling bottle bank.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'Are there any more at home like you?'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

How are we supposed to tweet in 140 characters when all we can use are zeroes and ones!?

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Emergency Sails.

'Okay, sit there. . . but give me the keys.'

Where did you get this?...Widescreen. Squirrels gone wild. DVD. (Originally published on 2009-02-08).

'Honey, tell me honestly - Does this operating system make me look Big-Endian?'

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

"Why do you keep saying I have the right to remain silent."

'How are this morning, briefly?'

Jones

Cloning Misadventure - Spotted Tree Buffalo.

"Receptacle Number 4 please..."

'Turns out it's hacker talk for 'software exchange'.'

'Miss Davis...Send in the clones.'

The lesser of two weevils: "The farmer's worked really hard on his cotton crop. I say we leave it alone."

Man taking notes over the shoulders of other men

'The reps from Xerox Corp. to see you, sir.'

I finally figured out who you copy. What do you mean "who I copy"? You know, the guy whose mannerisms, style and speech inspire you so much you copy them What are you saying? We all do that. Right? I mean, the best way to find who you are is to find who you want to be and copy that. ... Right? You're a child, not a man. See what I mean? Spoken just like Captain Kirk. Is this why you have a picture of Don Knotts in your wallet?

'I must have been cloned. There were Santas on every street corner out there.'