Translation Humor Gifts

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Campaign for Plain English

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

She - Interpreter - He.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"It's a swearbox."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Jorge Luis Borges

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Pansexual"

"What?"

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'