Creationism Gifts

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

"You're giving them free will? -- I didn't realize you had a libertarian streak."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

Creation: The True Story

Baking the Earth

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"I'm sorry, but we can't go out. I'm a creationist and you are a lump of coal. I....I just don't believe in carbon dating."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Never bring religion to a science fight."

The Origin of Creationism

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"We only got six days of funding."

The Artist

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Do me next."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'