Scientific Curiosity Gifts

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'Now do you believe in climate change?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Hog Futures

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"