Nuclear Curiosity Gifts

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

Hog Futures

Nuclear Capacity.

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Nuclear lineup

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Manhattan Project Blues

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

Hassan Rouhani

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

Modi visits France

The British miss-Isles.

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

North Korea Nukes

Dirk gasped in surprise. Aliens had landed in his paddock before, but never in such numbers.

'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'