Nuclear Curious Gifts

'I still think a wind turbine would have been less obtrusive, dear.'

Hair Crop Circle

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

Nuclear Capacity.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

Confusion in A Jar.

Iranium

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Some deterrent that was!"

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Manhattan Project Blues

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

Nuclear Confusion