Medical Curiosity Gifts

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'