Medical Fascinated Gifts

A woman is staring at someone's feet when they are in an MRI machine.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Urology...can you hold?'

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Too much Inflammation

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'