Medically Fascinated Gifts

"It's just what I suspected: Obstruction of Justice."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Doctors

Paging for a Doctor

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"This feels so familiar."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"It appears you have a virus."

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases