Medically Fascinated Mugs

"It's just what I suspected: Obstruction of Justice."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Paging for a Doctor

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"It appears you have a virus."

"This feels so familiar."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases