Medical Curiosity Seekers Gifts

'Who gets the penile implant... him or me?'

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

The discovery of electricity...

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Eureka!

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Ostrich Curoisities

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'