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"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The Life of Pi

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

The Thought Process.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Life after death

Day one, post grad

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Indoor Football

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'