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'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

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'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

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"I am not asking for directions."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

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Battery Lighthouse

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"You are here"

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"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."