Virtual Reality Traveler T-Shirts

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Real Life/Surreal Life

Obsession with the Internet.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Computer games

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Life after death

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

Indoor Football

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'