Adventurous Navigator Mugs

Messing about in Boats.

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

'You are hopelessly lost.'

"You're holding the map upside-down."

Dangerous dinghy...

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Kardiff.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Going to Sea.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The Imperfect Storm

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'