Direction Ninja Gifts

"Well, hmmm, yes, I think you were right, we're not on the right caravan route: This will be our secret, right?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Piano Keyboard

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"We need a better piling system."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

Flute-a-licious.

"Better than Chekhov"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

Information War

Street Smarts.

Must... Remember...

'This is our home's communications center.'

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

Running out of time

Christmas Pianist

'Of course, there'll only ever be a market for seven original stories.'