Direction Ninja Prints

"Well, hmmm, yes, I think you were right, we're not on the right caravan route: This will be our secret, right?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Piano Keyboard

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"We need a better piling system."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

Flute-a-licious.

"Better than Chekhov"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

Information War

Street Smarts.

Must... Remember...

'This is our home's communications center.'

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

Running out of time

Christmas Pianist

'Of course, there'll only ever be a market for seven original stories.'

"He's good with directions, but that's about it."