Navigational Ninjas Prints

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

Building business relations.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

Best Seller

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Better than Chekhov"

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

Street Smarts.

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

"Thank goodness, somebody is doing something to improve IT security."