Nutrient Ninja Gifts

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"I'm so good at this!"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Diet considerations.'

Dieting Motivation.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'