Nutritional Nerd Gifts

"Not all fat's bad. Maybe you're gaining the omega-3 polyunsaturated kind."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

All Natural Nothing

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Why giraffes hate winter

'Diet considerations.'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"