Nutritional Nerd Pillows

"Not all fat's bad. Maybe you're gaining the omega-3 polyunsaturated kind."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

All Natural Nothing

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Why giraffes hate winter

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'