Nutritional Ninja Pillows

Parents Join The Fight Against Obesity - 'Yes you WILL eat your vegetables!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Bad for you but to die for

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

All Natural Nothing

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Dieting Motivation.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Heart Disease Menu

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."