Nutrient Nerd Pillows

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'Your lab tests came back. Your levels of vitamin A,B,C,D,and E are normal but your levels of vitamins F,G,H,I, and J are low.'

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

"I like your resume, Andy. It shows you're smart, a good worker and full of potassium!"

Obese Man on Scales

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

All Natural Nothing

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'