Nutrition Nerd Pillows

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

What Can We Do To Lose Weight?

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'Is it okay if we just eat the newspaper?'

'Type 2 diabetes raise concern over increased incidence of childhood obesity.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'You need to go on a balanced diet.'

'And I want a load of those statins I read about that let you eat as many fatburgers as you like without getting a heart attack.'

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

"You're hyper nourished."

"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Good foods - Bad foods.

'I don't know where he gets it from Doc, he eats the same as the rest of us!'

"That's why you need to chew your food!" (cow deposited a hay bale).

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

The food police are never far away.

"Trying to remove gluten from your life is easier said than done."

Wheat Watchers

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Friendly bacteria

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!'

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

Obesity problems in the UK.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"You're in extreme danger because you eat too much/eat too much fat/don't exercise/worrying about these things will kill you."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'