Nutrition Enthusiasts Pillows

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

I'm starting to think plankton aren't low-carb.

Extreme health food restaurants: "Just check off what you want and we'll bring your tray around."

'I demand a second opinion!'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Unlike their counterparts, the food pyramids failed to stand the test of time, probably because all the good stuff was at the top.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

All Natural Nothing

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"He looks so much like his dad."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Diet considerations.'