Nutrition Enthusiasts Pillows

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

Extreme health food restaurants: "Just check off what you want and we'll bring your tray around."

'I demand a second opinion!'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Unlike their counterparts, the food pyramids failed to stand the test of time, probably because all the good stuff was at the top.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

All Natural Nothing

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"He looks so much like his dad."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'