Nutrition Nerd T-Shirts

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

What Can We Do To Lose Weight?

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'Is it okay if we just eat the newspaper?'

'Type 2 diabetes raise concern over increased incidence of childhood obesity.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'You need to go on a balanced diet.'

'And I want a load of those statins I read about that let you eat as many fatburgers as you like without getting a heart attack.'

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."

"You're hyper nourished."

Good foods - Bad foods.

'I don't know where he gets it from Doc, he eats the same as the rest of us!'

The food police are never far away.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"That's why you need to chew your food!" (cow deposited a hay bale).

Wheat Watchers

"Trying to remove gluten from your life is easier said than done."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!'

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

'No one can be trusted to stay off a diet!'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Friendly bacteria

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'

Obesity problems in the UK.

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

'So does this 'hip, bum and thighs diet' work?'