Nutritional Ninja Mugs

Parents Join The Fight Against Obesity - 'Yes you WILL eat your vegetables!'

'It's a child-proof cap.'

Birthday cakes for Dieters...

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Bad for you but to die for

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

All Natural Nothing

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Diet considerations.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Dieting Motivation.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Heart Disease Menu

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.