Nutrient Ninjas Gifts

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

Fitness Programme for babies

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Dieting Motivation.

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Well done! This works much better.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'