Nutrition Explorer Prints

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Attack of the 'health' foods

Nutritional Supplements.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Shrink

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."