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Compass on Trainers

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

A Preschool of Fish

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Better times ahead.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"This translation app isn't working."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Doubt or Certainy

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Shrink

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."