Fitness Journey Explorer Prints

Overweight man groaning at the fact he can't see the dial on his scales, due to his gut.

"When I said you should, 'Lighten up' I meant lose weight."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Exercise Bars

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Yoga for beginners,

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

Ring for Service.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Fitness Course.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Odd Spas

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Step aerobics

Work Out.

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

A mid-lithe crisis.

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Before and After diet photos.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.