Fitness Journey Explorer Prints

Overweight man groaning at the fact he can't see the dial on his scales, due to his gut.

"When I said you should, 'Lighten up' I meant lose weight."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Exercise Bars

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Yoga for beginners,

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Ring for Service.

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Step aerobics

Odd Spas

Fitness Course.

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Work Out.

A mid-lithe crisis.

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

Before and After diet photos.

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

"You're really serious about that diet!"