Fitness Solution Explorer Gifts

'I have a company insurance physical next week, do you have anything that will help me lose 25 pounds by then?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Exercise Bars

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Dieting Motivation.

Yoga for beginners,

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Fitness Course.

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Step aerobics

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Odd Spas

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

Work Out.

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Muscular Dad

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

A man's health care options.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

How to lose weight.