Fitness Solution Explorer Mugs

'I have a company insurance physical next week, do you have anything that will help me lose 25 pounds by then?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Exercise Bars

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dieting Motivation.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Yoga for beginners,

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Odd Spas

Step aerobics

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Fitness Course.

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Work Out.

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

Muscular Dad

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

A man's health care options.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

Weightlifting.

How to lose weight.