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"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

The New Man

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"Me and the guys admire how confident you are in your masculinity."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"So, how do you want it?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Soldiers' Ego

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Alpha males through the ages!

"Sipsies?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Handlebar Moustache Man

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"You look so different without your beard!"

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

Crocodile Tie

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

I saw that! Saw what? You just had tears in your eyes. The end of the movie made you cry! Did not. Why not just admit it? What's the big deal? It was a sad movie and you cried. It happens to everyone. You think you're above normal emotions? Are you better than the rest of us?! No. Fine, okay. It was sad. Maybe my eyes were a little moist. Girly man! Look at the crying girly man! Can't win.

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."