Masculinity Enthusiast Prints

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

The New Man

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"Me and the guys admire how confident you are in your masculinity."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Soldiers' Ego

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

Alpha males through the ages!

"Sipsies?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Man with many tattoos.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Handlebar Moustache Man

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"You look so different without your beard!"

Crocodile Tie

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"