Male Ego Explorer Prints

'Small, large or ohmigod.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

X-ray Psychology.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Island of Lost Guys.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Brain Sunrise

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"I knew it!"

"Adolescencia"

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

As Seen On TV

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'