Male Ego Expert Prints

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Island of Lost Guys.

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

The Stages of Wine

Two men in barber shop

Beard fails

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Clock Tower Shadow

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Moses as a teenager

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'He's a goatee herder.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"She has your soul patch."

Handlebar Moustache Man

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

"I'm a simple man, really."