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Psychology 101

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

A Freudian slip...

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Id/Ego/Superego.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Gangs of New York

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Mister Oedipus.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Post-psychoanalysis

Super-ego Surveillance

Psychologist Birthdays

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

God throwing bricks on city

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Siggy

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

The Jung and the Restless.

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."