Freudian Fans Pillows

A Very Freudian Slip

"I know this is only our first meeting, but when do I get to blame stuff on my mother?"

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

What else is there to wish for?

Pastries and Candy

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

A Club Sandwitch.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

YOLO vs YODO

Divine Desk Bins

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Currently Boston

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"