Freudian Theory Fan Pillows

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

What else is there to wish for?

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You call this a constitution?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"At least we agree to disagree."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!