Freudian Fan Prints

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"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Stop trying to psychoanalyze me when I'm trying to psychoanalyze you.'

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Relax, at your age it’s quite common to be obsessed with breasts."

"Double Scotches for me and my super-ego, and a glass of water for my id, which is driving."

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."

The Jung and the Restless.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Freud head holding up couch.

Ego is memory times consciousness over and over again.

'Would that it were a delusion Mr Smith, would that it were!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Knight feeding his kids.